They'll Give Anybody A Talk Show

Author: Ogyaf

Date: February 25, 2004

by Ogyaf
2-25-04
You must be really desperate for guests if you asked me to appear on your talk show...
She's been staring at me blankly for a half-hour. Will she ever say anything?
I'm married to Ozzy Osbourne. That makes me the Princess of [bleep] Darkness!