All comics by Oink_Sharon

 

by Oink_Sharon
11-21-05
Hey Pres, how come you don't want to fool around anymore?
Well Nes, your cooter smells like it died.
It's from all those slimy worms slithering around in there.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww. gross!
Hey, if you don't like it, GFY.
I think I'll get a stool and screw one of my horses.

 

by Oink_Sharon
11-21-05
Hey Dan, look my azz is smokin.
Get away, Dave. You just want me to drop trau.
No, no man...you think I'm gay or something?
You're not getting near my bum, David.
I thought we might take a trip to the Castro in SF and get married.
That's you and Kanalie's thing. Leave me and my azz alone.

 

by Oink_Sharon
11-21-05
Goddamn it Ed, if you don't get me some vicodin, I'm going to kill myself.
Why do you take vicodin for every little ache and pain?
I HAVE RA, you jackass.
RA, schmara, try some ibuprofen.
Freakin IBU is like taking M&Ms, jackass. Now find me some dope!
I'll see if turdboy is avialable.

 

by Oink_Sharon
11-22-05
Mimi, why are your grades falling? Are you not studying?
Daddy, I spend all my waking hours cyperfellating David?
Oy vey, is he a nice Jewish boy?
He is a mentally disturbed zionazi hatemonger.
Ve should haf spend the school money and got you a rhinoplasty and a boob job instead.
My training bra is too big.

 

by Oink_Sharon
11-24-05
So Dave, you want me to invest in horse apple futures?
Yeah Pres, the market is "picking up" now.
I personally think you are full of sh!t.
No Pres, it's the pies. RRRRROTFLMAO!!!!!
You said pies, heh heh heh heh.
As a matter of fact, I am off to get some of my Mom's pie right now. C YA!!

 

by Oink_Sharon
12-11-05
Honey look, Turdboy sent me a case of Labatt's
Shove it up your arse, fatso. All you do is eat and drink while I have to work
Honey, it's the holidays, lets have a good time
Me working while you sit at home on your fat arse all day is not my idea of a good time
You are just jealous because I am a published author and you are not. Your civil service job at least helps us get by
And then you lose most of my salary on your freakin losing sports bets. I wish I knew your Dad was an Arab before I married you.

 

by Oink_Sharon
12-29-05
Kaka, I'm hungry.
How about some pie, Cali
Kaka, I'm hungry.
How about some pie, Cali
Kaka, I'm hungry.
How about some pie, Cali

 

by Oink_Sharon
12-29-05
Kaka, I'm hungry
How about some pie?
I like apple or cherry
No silly, how about some of my hair pie?
I don't much care for the Brillo Pad and crotch crickets
Well fa-q and to the dust bin with ya

 

by Oink_Sharon
1-10-06
Hey Chris, looks like I knocked your wife up again.
I guess that makes four nappyheads now, Tyrone.
You need to take care of things at home more instead of playing war games with your toy soldiers.
I can't help being such a fake, I get tired of handing out disaster relief supplies.
You need to get a real job where you don't have to always ask the enlisted men to explain things to you.
I can play taps at your funeral, you black motherfvcker.

 

by Oink_Sharon
7-24-06
If I got back into blowjobs, you would be my pick.
How many times to I have to tell you, I am fuking gay.
Do you really own a gay gym in LA?
I am a gay jew sleazebag bottom feeding scum sucking lawyer with lots of money to buy things.
I guess sucking your dick is out of the question.
Go away, little girl. I am going to do the right thing and chew on this gun barrel. Thank you steroids.

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