I know what I did this summer...

Author: Okay

Date: August 13, 2004

by Okay
8-13-04
excuse me ma'am im a realy great assassin sent here to kill you.
I MISSED!
i wonder who keeps sending all these assassins to kill me?
DUN DUN DUN! IT IS A SUPERINTELLIGENT PHONE WITH SPEED DIAL!
arf arf arf arf
I EAT FETUSES