All comics by OmegaWeapon2k

 

Making No Sense Kicks Ass: Part One by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
So I'm about to kill this little kid. Get ready to die you little... cheese grater!! Arrg!! My anus is bleeding!!!	But then some crazy shit happened!! I don't know how it got there, but Ronald Mc Donald came and took the kid away to sell to his owner for some cocaine!! What the fuck!!?!??!!? Yah, che cha, che chi, che cha!!	I told you!! A white Gary Coleman was there! But they didn't believe me!! Told me corn attacked potatoes!! Arrgg!!! Bling Bling!! What you talkin' 'bout Jesus?!?

 

Making No Sense Kicks Ass: Part 2 by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
So I ran after Mc Donald, but he ran fast. So I had a hard time catching up to him. Get back here you prick with ears!!! l-l44r l-lr!11! j00 c4n n3v4r c47ch t3h m3!!!1!!11!	This this idiot came up to me!! I don't know who the fuck he is. So I set his ass on fire!!! Get away from me you dick cheese!!! d00dz, j00 @r3 73h 1337!1!!11!11	He burned like one of those muslims when they acted like idiots and set themselves on fire for a stupid reason. I laughed. Burn muther fucker!!! 5p00n!!!1!1

 

Fun Games With Allen!!!! WEEEE!!!!! by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
Hey kids, Allen here telling you some GREAT games I like to play.	This first game is called "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself" It's very simple. All you have to do, is go somewhere where NOBODY will find you. Not even the police!! Sounds ass kickingly good!! I'm there!!	Now, just stay there and never do anything. Don't come out, not even for food!! I'm down with that!! Wow!! Who would have thought this game could be so much fun?! Thanks Allen!!

 

Does this Make Any Sense What So Ever? I didn't Think So. by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
I have a confession to make... So... what's up? Chillin like a villan.	I use other peoples jokes to get laughs out of people sometimes. It's a bad habit that I need to really get rid of. I didn't use it in this comic though. Maybe that's why it's not funny. That's cool. So what are you up to?	Just to let you know, you're about to finish this comic. Too bad it wasn't funny, it might have gone somewhere if I had an idea. Nothing much, just typing up a crappy comic no one will laugh over. I had a feeling that's what this was...

 

I Like to Interview. by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
I got the biggest feeling Roy is gay. Since right now, as I am typing this. I think I will interview a few of my friends. Say hello to Roy. Hey there silly boy!	Um... right. Roy, why do you act so gay all the time? What with all the ass touching and the telling other men to take you now comments. Are you really gay? Nnn... NO! Why do you say that?! I have to go now... bye!!	I knew it. Shit... how is he finding out?! I think he's on to you...

 

Eriks right, Jews are bad by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
Some people are going to be offended by this issue... I'm here talking to my online/web design partner in crime, Erik. Say hello Erik. Word.	But you know what? So Erik, what is your reason for hating Jews any way? That's a stupid question...	I could give less a damn. You're right. Well that settles it, Jews are bad and were better off with out them. Damn straight.

 

I hate kids. Part One by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
I'd just like to say that I hate little kids. So I think I will go and kill one.	Oh look, here's one. He will die nicely. Hello Mister. Have you seen my mommy?	Three pannels is not enough to make a full comic. Why yes... I have. Follow me to your death... I mean mommy!!... I mean death. Yeah, that's it. Yay!!

 

I hate kids Part Two by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
Why can't my character point?! Where is she? I saw her walk in the middle of the street. Maybe if you go and stand there she will pop up.	Kids are stupid. Heh heh heh...	1 hour later... Are you sure you saw her walk past here? How the holy hell can she still be alive? All the idiots must be driving today.

 

I hate kids Part Three by OmegaWeapon2k 5-11-03
I have a head ache... I've been out there for a few hours and I didn't see her. Oh fuck this.	I have to censor this for the kids. God damn parents are bitching at me.	This sort of made my day. Holy shit! That man just killed that kid. Wait... who cares? It's a kid. Stupid kids.

 

People on the Internet are Stupid by OmegaWeapon2k 5-12-03
My bed room isn't really like this. God I'm so bored. I guess I'll check what's my email infested with. Beep... Beep... Beep...	People instant message me for some reason. Hm... H0tGir14U123: h3y thar!! W0u1d u leik t0 sibar w17h m3???	I tell them to go away, but they don't listen. LckyCharmsofDoom: Go to hell and lick the devils ass. H0tGir14U123: h33 h33 u r s0 ful\ll\ly!!11!!

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