Why all the skepticism?

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: June 22, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
6-22-05
One night on a date with a potential new girlfriend...
You are so full of shit! You don't know Jesus, He is not your drinking buddy, and you aren't his official spokesman!
But it's true! Why don't you believe me, have I done anything ever to make you think I'm a liar?
You just did by giving me all that bullshit and insisting it's true! Christ Almighty, I've had a lot of guys take me out that ended up being losers, but now you? That's it, no more, we're through!
But...
The next evening...
...And she didn't believe a word I said! I'm telling you, something's wrong with the world when no one's willing to trust what people say anymore.
I know what you mean...but don't worry about it, you'll find a decent gal someday. Now let's discuss my next revelation to mankind...