For the love of irony

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: June 22, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
6-22-05
For the last time, I wouldn't have sex with you unless we were stuck on a desert island with no hope of being rescued!
Umm...I hate to burst your bubble, but we are stuck on a desert island with no chance of getting rescued.
Ok, fine. Only if you have protection.
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