Snowman Heaven

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: June 24, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
6-24-05
Daddy, where do snowmen go when they die? Is there a snowman heaven?
Umm...
"...Of course there is! The good snowmen get to spend an eternity in a winter paradise..."
How's it hangin'?
Ha! Even after two thousand years that one never gets old!
"...But unfortunately the bad snowmen go somewhere far less pleasant..."
Poor bastard, didn't stand a chance...oh well, if he hadn't been so cold during his life...