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| It doesn't matter how good looking you are, I'm intoxicated enough to plug a horse. The sooner I strip you down and have my way with you the better! | |
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| I'm lonely, depressed from my last breakup, and am in denial of the fact that you'll just use me like everyone else has. So I'll pretend to be cautious, but if you say the right things I'm all yours. | |
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| My dear, I will be a perfect gentleman as far is it will take me, and though I'll probably vanish from your life after a passionate night of lovemaking, I won't ruin your fantasy of finding true love. | |
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| Hi, I'm Steve. Nice to meet you. | |
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| I'm Cindy, nice to meet you too. | |
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