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| "We at Riverside Memorial Hospital regret to inform you that your husband's lab results are just as we feared." | |
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| "He is suffering from a rare form of antropy that affects the muscles around the pelvic area, and left at it's current rate it will kill him in less than 3 weeks." | |
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| "There is, however, one way to cure him." | |
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| "He must continually exercise the affected area, the best way being sex 3 times a day for 6 months." | |
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| Oh, it's my lab results from the hospital! What's it say? | |
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| Sorry honey, you're going to die in 3 weeks. | |
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