How much does your wife love you?

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: June 24, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
6-24-05
"We at Riverside Memorial Hospital regret to inform you that your husband's lab results are just as we feared."
"He is suffering from a rare form of antropy that affects the muscles around the pelvic area, and left at it's current rate it will kill him in less than 3 weeks."
"There is, however, one way to cure him."
"He must continually exercise the affected area, the best way being sex 3 times a day for 6 months."
Oh, it's my lab results from the hospital! What's it say?
Sorry honey, you're going to die in 3 weeks.