King of phases III

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: June 25, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
6-25-05
I didn't do so bad as a lawyer, I got my sentence reduced from a 5 years to one. And prison happened to be a positive experience for me.
Are you talking about your conversion to Islam? Wow, that phase was such a positive experience that you were only a Muslim for 2 days. You really outdid yourself with that one.
It's not my fault that the Nation doesn't take white people! And what do you mean by calling that one a phase? I was completely committed to the teachings of Elijia Muhummad.
For 3 weeks you were also completely committed to Buddhism.
I acheived enlightenment, didn't I?
Yeah, and then you traded it...for a clarinet...