Crash iminent

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: June 25, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
6-25-05
If we don't leave the plane soon we're gonna die! 3 people, 2 parachutes...well, I'm the smartest man in the world, so I deserve one. So long everybody!
My child, I have made my peace with God. Take the last parachute.
But Father, we can both have a parachute.
Why is that, my child?
The smartest man in the world there just took my knapsack.