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| So I went out the other day to get my train tickets, and the ticket seller had the biggest jugs you've ever seen. | |
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| When I went to make my purchase, what I meant to say was "2 tickets to Pittsburg," but what came out was "2 tickets to Titsburg." | |
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| Yeah, I had one of those last night. I was having dinner with my wife, and I meant to say "Can you please pass me the salt..." | |
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| ...And what came out was "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life!" | |
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