The Adventures of Cid the Insufferable Salesman--Part I

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: July 1, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
7-01-05
Oh boy, my first day on the job! I hope I get a good sale!
Just a sec, I'll be right out!
Hi, my name's Cid, can I interest you in some--
You selling anal lube?
--tupperware...I take it you're not interested...
Sorry, I'm in the middle of something, come back later.