The Adventures of Cid the Insufferable Salesman--Part III

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: July 1, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
7-01-05
Ok...so the first two sales weren't successful. You're doing ok Cid!
You have to expect a few weirdos when you're going door-to-door.
Sure, the anal lube really caught you off guard, and sure it cost you a sure sale at the next house, but you can do it!
Nothing's gonna weird you out anymore! You're going to make a sale no matter what comes out that door and you're not gonna take "no" for an answer!
Go away now without saying a word or I'll be splattered with your blood too.
...Starting at the next house!