The Adventures of Cid the Insufferable Salesman--Part IV

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: July 1, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
7-01-05
Why hello little girl! Is your mother or father home?
Daddy's here, but...
"God dammit you little bitch! I thought I told you to shut that fucking door! You're letting out all the god damn air conditioning! You stupid, whelp of a whore, when I get my hands on you--"
But daddy, there's a salesman at the door!
No there's not!