The Adventures of Cid the Insufferable Salesman--Part VI

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: July 1, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
7-01-05
Hi, my name's Cid--
Hello Cid! My name's Dave! Will you talk to me and be my friend?
Sure, and since you're my new friend, I'll give you a great deal on this--
That's great! I have a new friend! Hey, let me tell you this story I know about making friends. Wow, I just love stories! They're so much fun! Hey, you know what else is fun? Soap!...
Hours later...
...I hate my life...
...And then I went shopping, and we laughed, it was so great! Hey, you know what else is great? Snowballs! I know a song about snowballs, wanna hear it?...