CC 291: Virtual technology for the rest of us

Author: OmniMarconi67

Date: July 28, 2005

by OmniMarconi67
7-28-05
Hey you! Yes, you! Do you spend all your time on the internet and not enough time in the real world? Are you a loser who couldn't score in a brothel?
That's kinda harsh...I mean I'm no Shank... but...well...yeah.
If you're in the mood to alleviate your pent-up sexual frustration, look no further! Circuit-Jerks is proud to present our new line of simulated sexual encounters made specifically to your fantasies!
Virtual sex?...I dunno...Won't it be kinda lacking in comparison to actual sex?
Not at all! We not only give you the exact same sensations, but we also eliminate the middle-man: No foreplay required, no waiting until she feels like it, and no need to cuddle afterward!
Wow, it's even better than the real thing!