Stu Never Gets Any

Author: Onemancult

Date: November 24, 2001

by Onemancult
11-24-01
Stu came to one of those points in his life that will either make or break him..it was time for a decision...
That girl looks kinda like that Spears girl..only..her boobs are small....hmmm
It was the crucial moment, the window of opportunity was closing by the millisecond...
Hey you..you there...yeah, you...
Yeah, whaddaya want?
Clearly, he had failed once again.
Um.......well....um..nevermind.
I gotta stop dressing like this, i keep on attracting wierdos who reek like licquor and condoms.