The Olsen Twins: Mission 1

Author: Opiate

Date: June 14, 2002

by Opiate
6-14-02
In front of the White House, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen plan their dastardly attack on the President.....
OK Mary Kate, there's the white house. If we can only get inside somehow.....
.....we can seduce the president and make him put Full House back on the air!
Right! Let's go, 1-2-3-BREAK!
Olsen Twins back for justice! NYUP-KICK!
Meanwhile.....in HELL.....
NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO UNLEASH THE BOB SAGET DEMONITRON 2000 UPON THE WORLD TO CAUSE PAIN AND SUFFERING TO THE OLSEN TWINS' WAL-MART TEEN FASHION EMPIRE. SAGET 2000, LIST OBJECTIVES.
TO CAPTURE THE OLSEN TWINS' PLANS FOR THE NEWEST TEEN CLOTHING LINE-UP AND BRING THEM TO THE NINTH TEIR OF HELL WHERE BEELZEBUB, MY GOD, WILL MAKE FLORAL HOTPANTS FOR ALL OF THE DEMONIC MINIONS.