Worship?

Author: Organizm

Date: May 4, 2001

by Organizm
5-04-01
Hello, Billy! I am Satan! Worship me, and I will give you power!
Fuck off.
Hello, Billy. I am the Lord Jesus. Worship ME, and I will give you peace everlasting.
Fuck off.
HELLO, BILLY. I AM CTHULHU. WORSHIP ME, AND I WILL USE MY MOUTH TENDRILS TO GVE YOU THE BEST BLOWJOB YOU'VE EVER HAD.
Booooooyah!!