Why you shouldn't be a hippie

Author: Organizm

Date: May 7, 2001

by Organizm
5-07-01
Hey, all you Washington fatcats in there! Meat is murder! Save the whales! Stop destroying the rainforest! Stop pollution!
I'm George Bush! We want to thankful you for being good thing and we no destroy forestation or have pollutingsany more with the meat! Peace and lovitization for all!
Whoooaa! Groovy man! Now the world will be at peace!
The next day......
Like, thanks a lot asshole! Once we stopped eating meat, the cows rebelled! And all the bugs from the rainforest evolved into bloodsucking mutants due to lack of pollution keeping them down!!
This is all my fault! If only I had eating meat! And drove a car! And chopped down a few stupid trees! Oh god... Greenpeace has forsaken me!