Becky and George 4

Author: Orty

Date: January 21, 2003

by Orty
1-21-03
..and then Jesus came into my dream and stole my eyes. I swore to ..uh..God..that his son came and stole my eyes...but god just punished me for swearing.
Was it like that time the Grinch came and tried to steal me to ruin Christmas?
No..this was JESUS..the Christ guy who ..saves people from ..that lake..that splits apart and drowns those..egypt guys..
Right..I'm going to make dinner.
Fine, make me dinner..but next time you are attacked by Jesus, don't think I will help you...