All comics by OsKeR

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by OsKeR
10-25-03
One day in a desert
Howdy there Injun
WTF I'm AZN nikka
AZN plz dn't eat meh Dawg
w00f
mmm dawg
LoLz ur teh ghey

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
hehehehe are those real?
WTF do you think!!
How bout a screw?
are you making fun of me cause I'm a robot?
uhhhh

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
Is this what it feels like to be high?
I dunno man
BRB
???
WTF!!11!!1 all I wanted was to get some munchies
I can't see I can't see!!

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
One day at the bushes...
What you talkin about Willis?
oh that's right bitch
same day......different bushes
harrrr
KILL ALL TEH CHIPMINKS
at the other bushes
ooops

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
One day at the snowbank...
Sup Rudolph
I wonder if snowman can sweat?
Muhahahahaha
WTF was that for!!!11!!!11!!!!
I dunno

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
DiGGeR
Hey OsKeR
Why the fuck are you talking to a computer?
I dunno /cry
Fucking loser talking to a computer
/cry /cry /cry

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
Hey OsKeR
Sup DynamiteGirl
What ya workin on?
ah just plotting DiGGeR's Death
In the not to distant future...
Ahhh it stings it stings!!!!!

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
Normal day at the DiGGeR house...
Hey honey
hahahahah Die OsKeR
Hey honey
OsKeR I WTFPWNED j00
20 Minutes later...
Someone say something?

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
Just about every Day...
Hey DynamiteGirl, We gotta do something about those boys. All they do is sit on those damn computers all day and play Counter Strike.
Hey AnDrEa, yeah
WTF DiGGeR
HAHAHAH j00 SuXoR OsKeR
ow
ow

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
One day at work with T3K...
Hey OsKeR, Could you order meh some signing
WTF do you keep asking meh that?
Well you are the Signing person arn't you?
That doesn't matter T3k
Well it is your job. So could you...

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
Man DiGGeR WarCraft 3 is teh shit
yeah...I think I'm gonna go now...
gotta... just... get the little troop guys over here. See DiGGeR
Must hurry

 

by OsKeR
10-25-03
So OsKeR what you up to?
Just gotta go to teh doctor to get my foot checked out. See you in a couple hours.
Acouple of hours later...
Hey DiGGeR back from the Doctor.
Who the fuck are you...?
Yeah the gave me free plastic surgery I was the 100th patient of the day.
Oh the humanity.

 

by OsKeR
10-26-03
Welcome to BurgerWorld can I take your order?
W0W T3k you've moved up in the world. Look where Target got you.
Yeah after I tried to h00k up with Tracy for a promotion...
/Shudder
At the Local Target...
Hey Tracy, You look as gross as ever.
Heya OsKeR, /wheeez You know if I only drink diet pepsi and don't work out there has to be some kind of reverse osmosis that can get me skinny.

 

by OsKeR
10-26-03
You know DiGGeR I changed my name to OsKeR for the logical reason that RuFiO is no longer a good name for me.
But how so?
I rather be known as a band that no longer exists then be called a Emo boy again it just hurts...
LOL Emo boy
Yeah that's right bitch. Fucking dick. Next time I'll slit your fucking throat.

 

by OsKeR
10-26-03
Yet another day at the DiGGeR house...
Honey can you do me a favor real quick?
Di3 OsKeR Di3
HONEY !!!! Can you take Hailey out she needs to go potty.
huh what. Yeah I'll take her out.
Two seconds later...
Di3 OsKeR Di3

 

by OsKeR
10-26-03
A typical day of Counter Strike...
Ohhh OsKeR only rank # 6
WTF ever dude I would pwn you any day
Yeah right I would fucking Pwn you in a heart beat
Oh yeah Mr. can't spell right Heartbeat is one word jackass
????
LOL you just got PWNED...

 

by OsKeR
10-26-03
At the accident scene...
Dude WTF happened?
Oh man it is bad. T3k got FUBARed
Dude I bet it can't be that bad.
ok...
Next day at the Hospital...
T3K is that you ? Holy shit OsKeR was right you did get FUBARed but like a little asian girl.
ah if the shoe fits I guess you have to wear it

 

by OsKeR
10-26-03
At the accident scene...
Dude WTF happened?
Oh man it is bad. T3k got FUBARed
Dude I bet it can't be that bad.
ok...
Next day at the hospital...
T3K is that you ? Holy shit OsKeR was right you did get FUBARed but like a little asian girl.
Ah if the shoe fits I guess you have to wear it

 

by OsKeR
10-26-03
You know OskeR with your b33r intake everyday I am getting pretty fed up with it.
What are you talking about I hardly ever drink.
Your gonna end up fat and gross.
Fat and Gross...
Vision of fat and gross...
Holy shit I am gonna end up looking like Tracy.

 

by OsKeR
10-27-03
Hey AnDrEa look at my new comic.
Pretty funny stuff huh
nope
This my friends is a case of being WTFPWNED by a girl no less. ok :(
Shut up DiGGeR

 

by OsKeR
11-18-03
One Day at Target...
Hey Tracy, so what are your plans for the holiday workload?
Well Loren I am l looking to promote.
So you know how to suck the dick?
Nope, never have. I still live at home with by 2 brothers that also work at Target and I am in my 30's
Wow???
Yeah, plus it would get in the way of my hamburger.

 

by OsKeR
2-04-04
About every freakin Day...
So yea! If my little troop guys could pull off a SuPeR D00PeR HaXoR move then I might find out.
WTF are you talking about T3K?
If the average lvl 1 at Target made 7.25 compared to a second season Best Buy employee at a compared rate they would essentually make the same amount of pay grade for the fiscal year.
Huh?
I thought you wanted to know how much they made at Sears.

 

by OsKeR
12-05-06
3 years later...
Hey OsKeR "cough" I mean RuFiO whoever the fuck you are has been a long time.
Yo! DiGGeR Yea what about 3 years. What have you been up to?
Oh you know the usual play counterstrike get DynamiteGirl pregnant.
Whoa, shit you did what?
Yea man Im pretty excited I think I'm going to cry
Man he is gonna be pissed when he finds out it isn't his....

 

by OsKeR
12-06-07
The Day JeN and I were "supposed" to get marred.
Oh Shit RuFiO ruuuuuuuun
huh?
Quick man get the fuck out.
why?
Hey RuFiO this is akwa.....

 

by OsKeR
12-30-07
All to common day in Counter-strike...
Dude,RuFiO lets scrim.
Alright lets dude this.
After waiting half and hour for people to fucking connect and 10 minutes into the scrim...
Oh shit you just got owned in the face.
Fuck! this is such bullshit!
EVERY FUCKING TIME...
RuFiO has left the server.
RuFiO? RuFiO? eMO boy has struck again...

 

by OsKeR
4-11-08
The beginning of the End...
RuFiO, it is offical we are going to Bothell 5.
Ouch... sorry DiGGeR
Yea it will suck, we can't take breaks together anymore.
Yea...that would be the least of my worrys though.
What do you mean?
All the misfits go to Bothell 5. Why do you think ANS and NBS are are always hiring? Bothell 5 is were careers go to die!

 

by OsKeR
4-11-08
bOURNE, dude I am so screwed. Dynamite Girl is pregnant again.
uhhh RuFiO this is DiGGeR.
Oh.... Fuck
How do you know that Kristen is pregnant again and I don't?
2 minutes later...
Yeah that's right bitch. Fucking dick. Next time I'll slit your fucking throat.

 

by OsKeR
5-06-08
aNoThEr FuN Fill3D DaY aT w0rK...
Whats going on RuFiO?
Pissed off just got this email."The only team members exempt from the 43 target is Audra, Janice, and Josh (Audra – on PTO, Janice – also partial PTO, and Josh – Non Res report)."
uhhh... I don't think I understand the issue.
Well.... This "non Res report" takes Josh all month to do. For example I analyzed 103 calls last month. Josh did 8. Now tell me what does my dept. do?Analyze calls, not stare at a fucking spreedsheet.
and now for Joshs intro and what he really does all day...
Dude RuFiO RuFiO RuFiO. How do you make one of those telephone things on a string?
WHAT!!!! OMFG get away from me.

 

by OsKeR
5-19-08
Monday...the first day of separation of RuFiO and DiGGeR...
So how is Bothell 5 treating you?
It is weird...
Yea, it is pretty lonely over here nobody to smoke with.
Yea, I'm not so lonley... Feels like I'm in the NBS twilight zone.
YAY rocky road! YAY rocky ROAD!1!!!
Fuckin NBS clowns

 

by OsKeR
5-20-08
Its funny how the over use of lol has rendered the abbrv. pointless. Yea I lol'd
Exactly, its like lol is fake, but lol'd is real. Well to us anyway.
lol yea exactly.
...
I lol'd at my use of lol in that last sentence.
lol, I mean lol'd...

 

by OsKeR
6-10-08
You should think about gamefly or go rent it from blackbuster/hollywood.
I thought aboot it.
LMAO blackbuster.
LMAO the racist blockbuster.
Man, what assholes.
Yea, next thing you know they are gonna start calling it Dwarfbuster.

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