Crap Talkin'

Author: OujiLizard

Date: March 8, 2005

by OujiLizard
3-08-05
I thought it was time we had a little talk, Mr. Chicken.
Yeah? What about?
About the pleasures of evil and the taste of luxury afforded by pain and suffering!
Yeah, yeah... I'm listening.
It can all be yours for only three easy installments of $50!
Hold on, I'm taking a crap.