Smokey and the Buddhist.

Author: OujiLizard

Date: January 9, 2001

by OujiLizard
1-09-01
Gunther, why don't you use the Jesus picture in your comics?
Well, An-Mei, I'm Buddhist.
I like-a da buddha. Smokin' da sunny cheeba. I rocka fella, ha!
No, An-Mei. Buddhist, not buddha. And anyways, I'm straight edge.
Wait... so you love a big fat guy and you're not on drugs? Man, I wish I felt the same way when I was a street whore in Hong Kong.
What? This is your worst report card ever!