All comics by OysteinH-O

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by OysteinH-O
2-27-01
Please sir. Help me! My neck is long and blue, and a man is trying to steal my shoes¤%"(!&
Geep willikers!
Don't look at me! I'm hidous.
No no, you're beautiful. I... I think I love you. Please rub your long neck on my ear. You hot turkey, you.
Do you see the larch? THE LARCH; CHILDREN!
And that's why they call them diapers! True story!
I'm sorry you've got a head like a potato... I really am.

 

by OysteinH-O
2-27-01
What a gyp.

 

by OysteinH-O
2-27-01
Hey you, dooder on the other side of the screen.
Yeah, you there!
Don't you think it's somewhat disturbing, staring at our blank, static faces like that?
Do you ever wonder if this really is a user-made cartoon like the site claims? What if we are real, living entities?
I see you there, expecting some sort of punchline. A joke so funny that you couldn't possibly have thought of it yourself.
You're pathetic.

 

by OysteinH-O
2-27-01
In an attempt to gain mass-recognition, the format of the cartoon had to be changed. People had trouble with the complete lack of jokes in the strips, so from now on I will make sure to make strips of
Good grief.
Due to unforseen complications we returns to the blank stares of the china-girls. Enjoy.

 

by OysteinH-O
2-27-01
Do you mean the old funeral-parlor?
Yeah, anyways. Here's the full story: The old guy walks in, lifts the lid on one of the caskets... and guess what he said when he saw the kangaroo...
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's too damn funny!
Definitely... how the hell did he come up with THAT?!

 

by OysteinH-O
2-28-01
How was I supposed to know?
People always weigh me down with their pessimistic comments. Why can't it be easier? Is there even a reason behind it all?
I give up. I'll just go do my 9 to 5 job, go home, eat my microwave dinner - watch "Survivor." Then pop into a hot bath and slit my veins.

 

by OysteinH-O
9-09-01
It seems Harry the Hen is heading out for a trip today!
That's right, I'm setting out for a grand new adventure! I've been cooped up here for far too long.
Now what? Shouldn't you be leaving, you stank chicken...
Euh, there's just a minor problem...
You can't get out of the frame, can you?
Sure I can... I'm a liberated chicken! .....It's just, past this... Ah crud! I hate you.

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