A Great Change

Author: PX

Date: February 7, 2003

by PX
2-07-03
Oooeee! Y'all neva gon' believe this!
Birdy! I can't believe it!
What? Budweiser's going out of business>
See!! I told ya!!!!
No! For once I'm speaking of something other than alcohol.
*GASP*
Now we jus' gon' haffa see this to believe it!
My mom's having this operation to become an actual human. I can't believe it. I'm in such shock. I think I need a drink.
Well either way I bet she'll still do it doggy style.