From Big Ball To Big Hair

Author: PX

Date: February 7, 2003

by PX
2-07-03
At the hospital... affa the surgery!
Hey, where's my mother? And do you guys have any beer here?
Your mom will be right out, we're just taking off the rest of the bandages! Uh... no... we don't have alcoholic beverages here at the hospital.
Big Head train o' thought don' seem to have no caboose when it come to the beer, y'all.
Rassum frassum... no beer... what kind of messed up place is this?
Oh I look fabulous! FABULOUS! DON'T I LOOK FUCKING FABULOUS??
The revelation! Oooeee!
MOTHER?!
Don't you love it?! I love it! TELL ME YOU FUCKING LOVE IT!