In The Club With Moms

Author: PX

Date: February 7, 2003

by PX
2-07-03
At the Space Bar, Big Head favorite club! Don't you know it.
So what is this place called again, dear?
It's the Space Bar, mother... very upscale. I almost got molested by a magical rabbit whore one time in the back room.
Oh them possibilities!
That's nice, dear. You know, I think you should have the same surgery as I did. Do you really want to be a pumpkin for the rest of your life?
Hey, I just need beer and I'm fine. I mean, what do I need with a human body?
Tooooo much info'mation right there!
Well dear... it's great to FUCK WITH. Truth be told, with me being a dog and your father being a manatee, it wasn't so easy to screw.
Oh my god... la la la la la... I do NOT need to hear this... someone get me a drink. Make it a big one. In fact, just bring me the whole damn keg.