A Very Yolanda Chrismas, Part 2

Author: PX

Date: December 3, 2001

by PX
12-03-01
Yolanda meets Santa Clause!
YO, CRACKUH! Get on ova hea'! YOLANDA gots ta ax you sumfin'.
HO HO HO! What can I do for you... err... little snow person?
YOLANDA ain't no HO, crackuh! But you calls me LITTLE, so I lets that HO thing fly. Now I gots ta ax, how you gon' get in ol' YOLANDA'S house?
Well, I'll climb down your chimney! HO HO HO!
He doesn't know what the hell she's talking about...
OOOOEEEE! Santa Crackuh gon' come CLIMB DOWN YOLANDA'S chimney! Good LAWD!
Eh... HO HO HO!