A Very Yolanda Chrismas, Part 3

Author: PX

Date: December 3, 2001

by PX
12-03-01
Yolanda's workin' it, chilluns!
Crackuh, you sho' be knowin' how ta gets ol' YOLANDA all HOT an' FIREY! YOLANDA gon' melt right on outta her SNOW!
But how? All I said is that I'm going to cllimb down your chimney. And then I'm going to stuff your stocking!
SWEET JESUS!!! OL' YOLANDA'S 'BOUT TA EXPLODE! YOLANDA feel da achin' 'tween them thighs, chilluns! WOOOOO!
You're a NAUGHTY little girl, Yolanda!
Santa ain't ready for that jelly.
OOOOOOH, I'm a NAUGHTY girl! Work it, crackuh! Give YOLANDA some sugah! But watch yo'self, cuz YOLANDA gives BIG lovin'!
...I'm going home to my WIFE, young lady! HO HO HO!