It's All Very Innocent

Author: P_I_C

Date: July 15, 2003

by P_I_C
7-15-03
Shit!
What's wrong?
Father Finnegan put me in charge of confessional while he's out today. He gave me a list of common sins and their penance, so i could just look the sin up and presto! Absolution!
So what's the prob?
This guy just came in and said he's been sodomizing his best friend. That's not on the list! What're the priests giving out for sodomy these days?
Five bucks and a snickers bar.