Cruising The Details

Author: P_I_C

Date: July 15, 2003

by P_I_C
7-15-03
I just saw the preview for that new Tom Cruise flick: The Last Samurai! It looks bitchin'!
Oh yeah. Isn't that the one where he kills a bunch of people and is a samurai, yet he's not asian.
Well... yeah. But not all Samurai are asian.
Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't the definition of Samurai: "The Japanese feudal military aristocracy."? ...Yet Tom Cruise is the last one?
Tom Fucking Cruise?!?
Asshole.