Pseudologica Fantastica

Author: P_I_C

Date: July 17, 2003

by P_I_C
7-17-03
Man, i was so wasted this one time in band camp i stu-
You were never in band camp Dave.
No, no, no. I was! And i used to play the flute! And this one tim-
Dave, thats from American Pie. You were never in band camp. I've known you your entire pointless booze laden life.
No, no, listen! This one time when i was in band camp i stuck a flute in my pussy!
God i hate you