Even the devil has problems.

Author: Padded_Cell_Dweller

Date: June 14, 2002

Satan is talking to himself again.
YOU! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!
Man, Satan! You gotta calm down! Take a whif of this
Oh no! Controlled Substance!
What is this!?
It's a joint brotha'! Go on! Take a puff!
See kids? Never take drugs or you'll end up like Satan here.
I don't feel any different. I....Woooooah...
Heeeeeyy Sataaaaan....Feeeel the goooood viiiiiibes....