Onanism.

Author: Pandeist

Date: November 10, 2014

by Pandeist
11-10-14
So then I told Onan that he'd better go fuck his dead brother's wife, and get her good and knocked up.
And he didn't do it?
He refused, and jerked off instead!! So I did the only thing I could reasonably do under the circumstances, which was to strike him dead on the spot.
Wait, did you strike him dead because he masturbated, or because he refused to follow your command?
Um.... Yes. It definitely had to have been one of those two.
?!?!