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| And now I am in heaven to reap my reward -- where are my 72 virgins? | |
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| But-- but I thought all martyrs get 72 virgins?!?! | |
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| That's right, sonny. I'm a virgin, and 72. Every martyr gets one of me. I'll just go grab some lube -- I'm kind of dry down there. | |
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