Santa Christ

Author: Pandeist

Date: November 11, 2014

by Pandeist
11-11-14
'Scuse me, I'm supposed to meet an old friend here, maybe you've seen him -- his name is Jesus Christ....
Hey Luce, it's me!! I'm Jesus!!
WHAT? But you-- you're--
--Yeah, I know, I've put on quite a bit of weight over the last 2000 years. It's from the medical marijuana-- just for my glaucoma.... But, hey, at least the beard *finally* filled in.
But you're Santa!!
That's right , biyatch, 'cause I've always been all about birthdays!!