Coal phone

Author: Pandeist

Date: November 15, 2014

by Pandeist
11-15-14
In order to show my support for the coal industry, I got one of those new coal-powered cell phones.
Yeah? Is that it in your pocket?
Oh, heck no, I keep it in the car. It's way too big to fit in my pocket. And it catches on fire all the time. But, great technology, coal is. Very modern.
Car's on fire.
Veeeery modern. Yep, support your local coal phone store....