Tinder

Author: Pandeist

Date: November 17, 2014

by Pandeist
11-17-14
So.... tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living?
I'm a handmaiden. How about you?
I do stunt work in -- uh -- certain Japanese cartoons.
Well, um, that's nice.
She looked a LOT better on Tinder....
I'm just going to run to the ladies' room, back in a jif.