Fine, I'll sink....

Author: Pandeist

Date: November 20, 2014

by Pandeist
11-20-14
My superpowers are flying, bending steel, and shooting laser beams from my eyes. What are yours?
My farts reverse evolution.
What? That's ridiculous. That's the stupidest superpow--
*BRRRRAAAA-AAAAPPPPHPH*
-er I've ever heard of.
CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!