six times three is Jesus

Author: Pandeist

Date: December 20, 2014

by Pandeist
12-20-14
I can't believe you're flunking my daughter in third grade math.
Well Mrs. McCrandonaucht, the problem is that Darleen refuses to learn any math. Watch this.
Darleen, what is six times three?
My parents told me that the answer to every question is Jesus!! So six times three is Jesus!!
And that's why you're hiring me to sue the school system?
I tell you, it's straight up religious discrimination!!