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| If you think of the year 2015 like a computer program downloading into your life, it has now completed about 10% of the download. | |
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| Source code for the passage of time.... compiling. | |
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| Yeah, unless the world self-destructs on October 21, 2015, when it realizes Back To the Future Day has arrived and we still don't have flying cars. | |
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| Oh, for fuck's sake. We don't have flying cars because Marty and Doc Brown went to 1975 and accidentally convinced Steve Jobs to focus on handheld computers. | |
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| Besides, if the world was that different, maybe other things would be different -- like I wouldn't be legally married to you today. | |
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| Awwww, Happy Valentine's Day!! Let's go do gay sex behind the books!! | |
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