Oh, it's an old one, but....

Author: Pandeist

Date: February 6, 2015

by Pandeist
2-06-15
Go away, you smelly hobo.
Actually, I only look like a hobo. Well, and smell like one. In reality, I'm a magical genie!! Polish my knob and I'll grant you three wishes!!
Later....
Okay, I've polished your nob, tossed your salad, and taken your mustache ride. Now I tell you my three wishes, right?
Aren't you a little old to believe in genies?