Martian Jesus Oonga Boonga'd for your sins.

Author: Pandeist

Date: March 8, 2015

by Pandeist
3-08-15
Jesus!! What are you doing here on Mars?
Oh, I'm not Earth Jesus, I'm Martian Jesus.
So you died for Martian sins?
Yep. And believe me, it's a weird bag. Like, on Mars, it's a sin to frottage your neighbor's cerebellum. Or to contemplate cottage cheese.
Wow, you were crucified here for shit like that?
Oh, there's no crucifiction on Mars. Only death by oonga-boonga.