Slacker crackdown.

Author: Pandeist

Date: July 26, 2015

by Pandeist
7-26-15
I'm the new CEO here, and I mean business!! I'm cracking down on employees looking unprofessional. Hey, you there, what's your weekly salary?
About $400
Well here's $800 cash -- consider that your two week severance pay. Now get out and don't come back!!
Groovy!!
What a whacko. What was that loser's job, anyway?
He was just here to deliver a pizza.