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The doctrine of transubstantiation....
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| So let me get this straight -- when I drink the wine, it becomes your blood? And the cracker becomes your flesh? | |
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| Don't look so worried, I'm free-range, organic, and GMO-free. | |
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| But you're right here -- why would I drink wine and eat a cracker when I could just shish-kebob you in the broiler, with a nice honey glaze? | |
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| Hmmmm.... I hadn't thought of that. Okay, let's try it!! | |
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| Oh yeah. I'm slow-roasting real good now. My flesh is gonna taste fantastic!! | |
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