Christ-kebob

Author: Pandeist

Date: February 14, 2016

by Pandeist
2-14-16
The doctrine of transubstantiation....
So let me get this straight -- when I drink the wine, it becomes your blood? And the cracker becomes your flesh?
Don't look so worried, I'm free-range, organic, and GMO-free.
But you're right here -- why would I drink wine and eat a cracker when I could just shish-kebob you in the broiler, with a nice honey glaze?
Hmmmm.... I hadn't thought of that. Okay, let's try it!!
Oh yeah. I'm slow-roasting real good now. My flesh is gonna taste fantastic!!