The politicization of bodily fluids.

Author: Pandeist

Date: May 4, 2016

by Pandeist
5-04-16
Oh man, I drank too much. I think I'm gonna vomit.
Could be worse. You could have diarrhea.
What the fuck? Vomiting is WAY worse than diarrhea.
Wrong, man, vomit totally trumps diarrhea!!
And so the conversation inevitably turns to politics.
DIARRHEA TRUMPS VOMIT!!
VOMIT TRUMPS DIARRHEA!!