Governor Gary Johnson

Author: Pandeist

Date: June 4, 2016

by Pandeist
6-04-16
I'm Governor Gary Johnson, the former Republican Governor of New Mexico, and Libertarian candidate for President of the United States. Now, why might you want to vote for Governor Gary Johnson?
I'm Donald Trump, and if elected, I'll build a wall of nuclear explosions across the entire United States, and I'll make Saudi Arabia pay for it. Mexicans are rapists!! That's a compliment.
I'm Hillary Clinton and I did not have email relations with that server. Benghazi!!
Right, well that question kind of answers itself.