Breakup timing.

Author: Pandeist

Date: August 13, 2016

by Pandeist
8-13-16
Hey.
Hey!! I'm glad we have this chance to talk!!
Yeah, about that.... So, you know that old adage that no matter how hot a chick is, there's a guy somewhere who's had it with her shit?
Wait, are you breaking up with me?
Yeah, but we can have some awesome breakup sex first. Hey, what are you--
Recall breakup email.... change Facebook status to single and searching.